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Icedog21
PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:16 am 
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I thought this was kinda cute....


A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he
sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies,
"Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

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<groan> :lol:

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:lol: Hahahahaha! :lol:

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Holy crap that was good! :lol:

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Yoooo Ice, this place is around the corner from my job! :lol:

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LMAO

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Man who walk with hands in pockets always feel cocky...

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My finger lingered over the delete key for that last post.
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Well I'm Chinese and found the joke quite cute :)

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It was a good pun, but definately "straddled the fence"! :lol:

Hey Snipe, I just hit 3000... WOOHOO! :P

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Hey Snipe, I just hit 3000... WOOHOO! :P
Happy Birthday, DUNNA! I swear you don't look a day over 2854!
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Hey Snipe, I just hit 3000... WOOHOO! :P
Happy Birthday, DUNNA! I swear you don't look a day over 2854!
Bad pun, and gratz. Dun, you're the leader now. I wonder how I'm faring.
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